Mr. Beefy

anubis01 @ 2005-05-03T20:22:00

2005-05-04T03:28:17Z

TYRELL
T	is for	Timeless
Y	is for	Young
R	is for	Rebellious
E	is for	Earthy
L	is for	Lively
L	is for	Loud

What Does Your Name Mean?

anubis01 @ 2005-04-07T19:48:00

2005-04-08T02:54:59Z

long time no see... really long time.

Fenrir
You scored 50% Esotericism, 90% Power, and 80% Malevolence!

Fenrir (or Fenris) is a gigantic and terrible monster in the shape of a wolf. He is the eldest child of Loki and the giantess Angrboda. The gods learned of a prophecy which stated that the wolf and his family would one day be responsible for the destruction of the world. They caught the wolf and locked him in a cage. Only the god of war, Tyr, dared to feed and take care of the wolf. When he was still a pup they had nothing to fear, but when the gods saw one day how he had grown, they decided to render him harmless. However, none of the gods had enough courage to face the gigantic wolf. Instead, they tried to trick him. They said the wolf was weak and could never break free when he was chained. Fenrir accepted the challenge and let the gods chain him. Unfortunately, he was so immensely strong that he managed to break the strongest fetters as if they were cobwebs. After that, the gods saw only one alternative left: a magic chain. They ordered the dwarves to make something so strong that it could hold the wolf. The result was a soft, thin ribbon: Gleipnir. It was incredibly strong, despite what its size and appearance might suggest. The ribbon was fashioned of six strange elements: the footstep of a cat; the roots of a mountain; a woman's beard; the breath of fishes; the sinews of a bear; and a bird's spittle. The gods tried to trick the wolf again, only this time Fenrir was less eager to show his strength. He saw how thin the chain was, and said that was no pride in breaking such a weak chain. Eventually, though, he agreed, thinking that otherwise his strength and courage would be doubted. Suspecting treachery however, he in turn asked the gods for a token of good will: one of them had to put a hand between his jaws. The gods were not overly eager to do this, knowing what they could expect. Finally, only Tyr agreed, and the gods chained the wolf with Gleipnir. No matter how hard Fenrir struggled, he could not break free from this thin ribbon. In revenge, he bit off Tyr's hand. Being very pleased with themselves, the gods carried Fenrir off and chained him to a rock (called Gioll) a mile down into the earth. They put a sword between his jaws to prevent him from biting. On the day of Ragnarok, Fenrir will break his chains and join the giants in their battle against the gods. He will seek out Odin and devour him. Vidar, Odin's son, will avenge his father by killing the wolf.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 43% on Esotericism

You scored higher than 92% on Power

You scored higher than 95% on Malevolence

Link: The Mythological Profile Test written by LacedWithASmile on Ok Cupid

one sweet recipe

2004-06-19T16:29:28Z

How to make a Anubis01

Ingredients:

5 parts mercy

3 parts self-sufficiency

3 parts joy

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

heh and im used to gettin bad results from these dumb tests =P

thats right.. the real spider man BIOTCH

2004-05-23T05:33:22Z

"ACHTUNG!

Tyrell Midland may actually be a spider-human hybrid

From Go-Quiz.com

thats right, read it ppl

2004-05-23T05:31:53Z

NOTE: z

No smoking around Tyrell. Thankyou for your co-operation.

From Go-Quiz.com

heh

2004-05-23T05:30:53Z

anubis01 is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.

N
POISON

From Go-Quiz.com

doop dee doo

2004-03-29T10:45:09Z

.... still tired, damnit all, what i wouldnt give for a bit of sleep, and hell while im making a wish list why not some peace and quiet too.

sick and tired of crap...

2004-03-29T10:35:40Z

here i sit almost 3:00am and im bored, tired, but i cant sleep. and i ask for one evening to myself, no one on the phone and ill take a few messages on msn, but i dont want to hold any convos..... but no i guess thats just askin too friggin much, ppl cant leave me the @#%^ alone.... but i guess this is the life i chose to lead, and if i want to get more time i just have to give a few things up....

one of the two is accurate... ill let u decide

2004-03-29T07:37:12Z

masterbation test by Bulvine
user name
gender
times you masterbate a week	196
birthday	August 14, 2566

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dumb tests....

2004-03-29T07:25:52Z

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Manic-Depressive Man
Super Power	Irresistable Sexuality
Enemy	The Landlord
Mode Of Transportation	Shopping Cart
Weapon	Beer Bottle

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Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you:	Sex Appeal
In a survival situation, you:	Do what is necessary
Your hidden talent is:	Adaptability
Your gift is:	Genius
In groups, you:	Act as host/ess
Your best quality is:	Your inclusiveness
Your weakness is:	Your laziness

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What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	You always were kinky in your sex life and took it just a bit to far. You died over doing breath control, blood play, or some other strange kink.
Death Date:	March 15, 2007
Number attending your funeral?	74
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$1,345,669

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Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink Thing	You like to play dead.
Your Sexual Strength	Your HOT SEXY BODY!!
Your Sexual Weakness	Screamers freak you out...
Your Likely STD	Syphilis
How Many Partners in Crime?	a few...wink wink

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What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be...	"this pain it'll go away soon, right?"

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not me....

2004-03-29T07:17:00Z

Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupation	Paid Assassin
Yearly income	$281,181
Hours per week you work	53
Education	Up to 2 years of college

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Time for another rant

2004-03-29T07:04:20Z

holy crap... things just keep gettin mroe and more F-ed up every day, just today in that paper there was an article about a new childrens book being put into a library in a North Carolina elementary school library, and its a fairy tail, and fairytails are cool... but this one has a twist... its about a prince who finds his love and marries his love... only problem his love is another prince... now im sorry im not saying if ur gay that ur going to hell or that u need to be discriminated against but what i am saying is that to me, to my views and morals homosexuality is wrong, and if i had a young child about 5-7yrs of age, i would be completely outraged if they came home with that book, cause that takes my rights as a parent away from me to monitor what my child is reading, and it puts too much of an influence on my child, now if it had been put in a 13 or older section in a public library i wouldnt have any problem with it cause then parents could check it out for their kid if they wanted them to read it, or choose not to and choose to influence them how they see fit, but now thats taking that right away from parents. cause im gonna teach my kids that its wrong, i will teach them to tolerate and not persecute or be predjudice to homosexuals, but im gonna teach them that its wrong, and with them having access to those kinds of books that young i wont have the ability to do so....

well i think that will conclude my rant. thanx for reading.

movie...

2004-03-13T08:17:26Z

jerry said all i was gonna say cause well we talked about it after the movie... but dido to what jerry said, and also we are bad americans cause we enjoy thinking

hell yeah

2004-03-11T06:55:26Z

oh yeah....=P

What do people really think about you? by Raven319
Name
Age
favorite song
Parents think	You're lazy
Strangers think	You need a makeover
Friends think	You need a fuck buddy

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anubis01 @ 2004-03-07T19:25:00

2004-03-08T03:23:15Z

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Dreamer
Your Favorite Band/Song	Barenaked Ladies - One Week
You Like To Read:	Teeny-Bopper magazines
You Firmly Believe In:	Love at first sight
Everyone Thinks You Are:	OMG WAY HOTT LOLZ
You Were Conceived:	In a burning building
You Will Marry:	An Italian plumber

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long fucking day

2004-03-05T13:43:53Z

6:30am wake up, get ready for work, about to walk out the door, the phone rings its the company insurance is on the phone, so we had to dick with that for awhile, then we are done with that at about 9:00am. we are about to hit the road and we find out that the trailer tags are expired, so we go to renew them, we find out that for some reason the trailer is no longer in our names, its in the names of the ppl we bought it from, so we call them and ask them to sign it over again, and the wife agrees, but the husbend is on a business trip for three weeks and the signitures have to be noterized, so we cant licence it til he gets back. 1:30pm we take the trailer anyways go to work. 9:00pm i get off work, i roll up tools, and i head to toco bell to eat. 9:15 i head home and have to drive the damn speed limit cause im towing a trailer thats not currently registered. 9:45pm i get home, take a shower eat some chicken, and do some laundry. 11:00pm i talk to zach and decide to go and play some basketball, after a couple games we decide to go to billy's. 1:45am, we get to billy's house and chill there for about a half-hour. 2:20am we decide to go play some more basketball, we play a couple of games, and then we decide to call it anight at 3:00am, i take them home go home myself and decide to get undressed and hit the sack, 3:30am i lay in bed.... 3:37 *ring, ring, ring* my sister is broke down in vancouver, so i get up and go and see whats wrong with her car, her ignition is out, so there is nothing i can do at the moment, so i go back home. 5:48 i finish typing why my god damned day sucked balls. good night everyone... or rather good morning.

awww.. this sux... cant say i didnt see it coming though =P

2004-03-05T07:17:28Z

Hell: You are most likely not an evil or bad
person, but are quite troubled at the moment.
Something is probably bothering you intensly.
With so much emotion bottled up, Hell will let
you release your anger. (please rate my quiz)

**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
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anubis01 @ 2004-03-04T22:55:00

2004-03-05T06:49:28Z

hurray for me :P

Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is...	Rough
During Lovemaking You Act...	Like a cat, longing to be pet
Your Partner Is...	Your soulmate
Your Partner Has Said That You...	Are their only love
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote.	"One must know how to seduce"

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hehe dumb tests =P

2004-03-04T05:54:29Z

stupid tests, i dont know why but as dumb as they are they are still entertaining to take, thanx for the test zachary.

You are an angel of the forest. You love to have a
good time and to get in trouble. For you, it's
all fun and games. You like to have friends,
preferably not human, and can converse with all
animals. You love to party, and like to be
alone. You are a deep person, but most people
miss it. Thinking that you are just childish
and young. Which you are not. You are old, and
wise, even if nobody can see it. You know what
the real world is like, better that your peers.
You have a naturally beatiful singing voice,
and are a natural with most instruments.
You can often loose your self. But will always find
yourself again. For that is just who you are.

Be happy. Never change. Because you are beautiful.

What Type Of Angel Have You Become?
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hello once again.

2004-03-04T01:27:11Z

should i do something i said i would and be misserable... or should i back out?? backing out means going against what i said, and that makes me a liar, so my options thus far are become a liar, or be misserable... hmmmmm. they play too many fucking games, but i still dont wanna bitch out and be a liar. its a hard one, any ideas???

heh

2003-12-11T07:14:27Z

I did it in 5</big></b> seconds.
I deserved an A++!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!

oh yeah... eat ur heart out :P

2003-12-11T07:12:21Z

I did it in 3</big></b> seconds.
I deserved an A++!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!

even faster

2003-12-11T07:09:55Z

I did it in 10</big></b> seconds.
I deserved an A+!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!

heh im good

2003-12-11T07:08:39Z

u should all try this

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~jwo/lj/quiz/dex.html

I did it in 14</big></b> seconds.
I deserved an A!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!

SWEET!!!!

2003-11-27T05:46:38Z

How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor
Real Name
Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours	5
Minutes	8

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